It's Saturday again!
On Saturday...we don't feel like working.
So being the lazy bastards we are, we will simply point you to some past things we have already written.
This week, we will use the five articles which garnered the most traffic for the week.
We will call this one the you guys are drunken perverts edition.
If you haven't read them, they are new to you.
Maybe you have already read them, maybe not. We don't really give a shit. Here they are again anyway.
How To Cockblock
10 Things Into Which I Put My Penis
15 Porn Parodies We'd Like To See
15 Terms We Just Made Up For A Vagina
5 Poems About Beer
Yep. These are the ones you guys check out the most. Kinda perverted, huh?
Not as bad as the searches that brought you here.
Yep. That is multiple people googling for ideas of where to place their penises. Or how to put a penis in a woman (which is beyond sad that someone needs to google that).
A lot of you actually take the time to search for how to cockblock. Of course, we did write a tutorial one it, so we probably shouldn't judge. But we are gonna do it anyway. You guys are shitty friends.
Enjoy your weekend.