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Monday, November 16, 2009

10 Haikus About Narcolepsy

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about food product mascots.



I like to eat toast
I caught it on fire today
Oops. I was asleep



Was it good for me?
I really can't remember
Who are you again?



I fought Chuck Norris
But it was then I awoke
Narcolepsy sucks



Earlier today
I tried to make a sandwich
And that's when I....(snore)



Road trips really suck
I'm always stuck with the map
No one lets me drive



The job interview
was going just great, but then
I fell asleep again



I tried to go down
on my lady-friend today
But I fell asleep



This one time in school
I was asking a hot girl
to prom....then....asleep



On a boring date
I say "it's not you, it's me"
Narcolepsy rocks



I wanted to be
an air traffic controller
You see why I can't

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