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Monday, October 12, 2009

5 Haikus About Junk Food

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about junk food.



So tasty looking
Until you start to bore me
I hate you fireballs



I love Snickers bars
Packed with peanuts...and awesome
Hunger is your bitch



Yum, cotton candy
Blue or pink sugar goodness
My dentist hates you



Red Bull is rough
It will give me fucking wings
And then I crash...hard



Doritos are good
Cheesy corn and MSG
Fuck that Cool Ranch shit

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