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Monday, October 19, 2009

5 Haikus About Food Product Mascots

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about food product mascots.



Twinkie the Kid

Oh, Twinkie the Kid
Never saw you shoot a man
But I'll bet you could



Mrs. Butterworth

Your syrup is fab
I pour you on my pancakes
Damn...you're kinda hot



The Jolly Green Giant

One big green fucker
You are in charge of veggies
I won't fuck with you



Cap'n Crunch

Captain, my Captain
You keep the soggies at bay
Then....tear up my mouth



Kool Aid Man

You bring the Kool-Aid
You scream "Oh Yeah!" through the wall
You fucked up my house





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