We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 7 haikus about household stuff.
Steps go up and down
Except for when I am drunk
Then they go sideways
Water falling down
When I am in the shower
Now my crotch is clean
Fridges can blow up
I saw that in a movie
I learn from Fight Club
TP is so neat
I use it to wipe my ass
And fuck up front yards.
My vacuum cleaner
Is a giant piece of shit
Now I sweep carpet
I rented Alive
While watching, I got hungry
Now I want to eat man
My blender is sad
No margaritas for me
I am now sober
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