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Monday, September 7, 2009

7 Haikus About Household Stuff

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 7 haikus about household stuff.

Steps go up and down
Except for when I am drunk
Then they go sideways

Water falling down
When I am in the shower
Now my crotch is clean

Fridges can blow up
I saw that in a movie
I learn from Fight Club

TP is so neat
I use it to wipe my ass
And fuck up front yards.

My vacuum cleaner
Is a giant piece of shit
Now I sweep carpet

I rented Alive
While watching, I got hungry
Now I want to eat man

My blender is sad
No margaritas for me
I am now sober

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