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Friday, July 31, 2009

A College Entrance Letter

Many people find it difficult to pen a good college entrance essay. To help those poor souls in their endeavor to move up the educational ladder, BDF has put together this do-it-yourself college entrance letter.

Simply fill in the blanks, print it off, and send it away to your intended recipient.

Of you can download a PDF version if you are seriously intent on doing something this stupid.

Note: When you don't get accepted, BDF is not responsible. Don't blame us if you are dumb enough to use a fill-in-the-blanks college essay you found on the internet.


Dear Dean of ,

I would like to take the time to tell you why I would be a addition to your hallowed institution.

Throughout my four years of high school, I was captain of , president of , and of .

Additionally, I spent years intensely studying . I am now officially a .

I volunteered at as the cabana boy / girl. (circle one)

Through these experiences, I learned the values of , , and .

To sum up, I think that you are and I hope that I can gain acceptance to your school.


P.S. If it helps, I also bring to the table. Just letting you know.

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