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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

5 Haikus About Orgasms

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about orgasms. Because we are juvenile like that.



O.K. Is it me?
Or is Risky Business hot?
I came three times



She was really hot
It was when she smiled at me
I juiced in my pants



The moment is near
It is happening now. AH!
Now I want a nap



We are naked now
She reaches over to me
Damn! I came too soon.



When I watch Swordfish
I am forced to touch myself
Don't lie...you do too.

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