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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

5 Haikus About Food

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are some views on food utilizing this artform.

Black, red or refried
Beans in your tiny glory
Make me shit like fire.

Popeye was real cool
This one time I ate spinach
I didn't get strong.

Eggs when Benedict
So very tasty to me
Then I fart sulfur.

Chicken is tasty
So are beef and bacon bits
PETA sucks my ass.

Greasy Greasy Beef
Be it burger or pot roast
Slides right out of me.

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