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Thursday, January 22, 2009

5 Haikus About Animals

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are some facts about animals utilizing this artform.

Horses are so neat
They can do stuff I can't
Like poop while they walk

Alligators suck
They'll eat you if they catch you
But they make nice shoes

Panda bears are dumb
They don't seem to want to fuck
Soon they'll be extinct

Leopards run too fast
I would never get away
I am not cat food

Sheep are really gay
No. It's a proven fact
Sheep like the man love

Comments :

Anonymous said...

I bark many thing.
But you cannot understand.
I like to chase cats.

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