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Friday, January 13, 2006

10 Haikus About Fish

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 10 haikus about fish.

I often dig cod
'Tis a flavor I savor
Man, I dig that fish

Tuna is tasty
It comes from deep in the sea
Fuck dolphins, I say

I met a fish once
He talked to me for a while
I need to quit drugs

Going down my throat
A goldfish feels like a peach
Don't ask how I know

Whitefish is quite good
Now that that's out of the way
I had sex last night!

I got a new fish
Last week at a carnival
Yesterday it died

I met a girl once
She kind of looked like a fish
Seriously, man

I like to catch fish
To prove who is the man
Those fish are bitches

Salmon is quite good
Although its much like tuna
OK...tuna rules

I shot a man once
The man looked at me funny
Oh yeah...I like fish

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