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Thursday, December 11, 2008

5 Haikus About Songs

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 thoughts about popular songs...in the form of Haiku.


Oh, Piano Man
That song sucks my ass a lot
Please stop singing it.



You Were Meant For Me
Annoying, whiny chick song
Just get your teeth fixed.



All I wanna hear
Is this song being over
Fuck you, Paper Planes



You're Born to be Wild
Yet you guys are big sell-outs
Not so wild...to me.



You asked us all
"What if God was one of us?"
That's just fucking dumb

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