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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

5 Haikus About Morning

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 thoughts you might have in the morning...in the form of Haiku.


My blanket is nice
Monday mornings really suck
I think I'll call off



Last night kicked ass
I learned a new lesson, though
Some hookers are dudes



Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Snooze Beep Fuck Snooze Beep Fuck Snooze
Shit! I'm late for work



You were amazing
That thing with your tongue was neat
What's your name again?



The birds are chirping
Such beautiful morning songs
Fuck I'm hungover.

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