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Tuesday, January 2, 2007

5 More Threats In The Form Of Haiku

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are an addendum to our previous 5 violent threats in the form of Haiku.

I could kick your ass
Maybe I will. Maybe not.
Yeah...I think I will.

Hey look at your face.
In a moment it will bleed.
Just wait for my fist.

I will beat your ass.
Mainly because I am bored.
And I don't like you.

You are going to hurt.
Because I don't like you much.
So yeah...fuck you, bitch.

Your death will be quick.
I am very good at this.
Prepare to meet God.

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