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Thursday, December 7, 2006

A Break-Up Letter

Many people find it difficult to find the correct means to end a relationship. To help those poor souls in their endeavor to free themselves of the bonds of dating, BDF has put together this do-it-yourself break-up letter.

Simply fill in the blanks, print it off, and send it away to your intended recipient.

Of you can download a PDF version if you are seriously intent on doing something this stupid.

Note: If he/she gets incredibly pissed, BDF is not responsible. Don't blame us for the shitstorm you bring down by using a break-up letter you found on the internet.

 

Dear ,

It is with a heavy heart that I type these lines. Recently, I have noticed that you have grown .

Sometimes you make me feel like my . But alas, you are simply a .

If it lessens the pain at all, you might be interested to know that I your .


Often. That's no lie.

Please try to remember the good times. Don't dwell on .

I will always cherish the way you would my ever so lovingly.

Ah...memories!

But that time is past. Now you must move on and your for the future.

Thanks.

Sincerely,



P.S. Please don't forget to

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