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Sunday, November 5, 2006

15 Incredibly Bad Break-Up Lines

1. It's not you, it's....wait...who the fuck am I kidding? It's you. It's definitely you.

2. You're kind of a bitch...so....yeah...I'm gonna go.

3. You're hot, but your sister is better in bed.

4. I'm sorry but size really does matter.

5. Every man wants to fuck a stripper....not so much date one. I'm not sure why we even tried this.

6. I'm sorry but I just can't fathom a world where I would merge my portfolio with yours.

7. My parents always warned me about your kind...Jews!

8. Now that I'm sober, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

9. Bullshit! That kid isn't mine. Call Maury Povich!

10. This is awkward...but as it turns out, I'm gay.

11. (in a sing-song fashion) One of these things doesn't belong....and it's you, assbag.

12. You drink. You like sports. You swallow. But woman...you gave me the clap!

13. You're once...twice...three times...a whore.

14. You're sweet, charming, and almost everything I want in a man...but you really suck in bed.

15. I agreed to date you for 30 days to win $150 from my buddies. This is now day 29.

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