Big Damn Greetings

People enjoy both giving and receiving greeting cards. Unfortunately, there are some occasions and sentiments that the larger companies simply don't cater to.

For that, you have BDF.

Below are a few greeting cards. The descriptions are next to a graphic illustrating the front of the card. Click the graphic to download a PDF which you can print out and send off to whomever you believe deserves such a card.

Enjoy!


The Sick Card

Exterior
I heard that you were feeling ill...

Interior
Sucks to be you!

The Bastard Card

Exterior
I'm Sorry....

Interior
...that you are such a bastard.

It's over between us.
Fuck off









The Bitch Card

Exterior
I'm Sorry...

Interior
...that you are such a bitch.
It's over between us.
Fuck off









The Thinking Of You Card #1

Exterior
Thinking of you...

Interior
...and me doing a little of this.
What do you think?
(obscene gesture)









The Thinking Of You Card #2

Exterior
Thinking of you...

Interior
...and thinking about how much
I fucking hate you.
Eat shit!









The Santa Card

Exterior
Merry Christmas!

Interior
There is no Santa.
Sucks to be you!










Note to recipients of these cards: Ha!