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Thursday, April 6, 2006

15 Forgotten Country Songs

1. I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me

2. My dog was a bastard anyway

3. My wife is a whore, but I work for Microsoft...so fuck her.

4. My heart was broken like a John Deere axle

5. You can keep my wife, but please give me back my horse

6. I rode my horse, my brother rode my wife

7. I have a saddle sore that I call my boss

8. I'm gonna fuck that cute ranch-hand

9. Did you leave me 'cause my hair wasn't big enough?

10. She said my dick wasn't big enough, but my hound likes it

11. I'm gonna buy some new boots and an old hooker

12. Everytime she won't swallow, I die a little inside

13. My feet won't fill my Daddy's boots

14. Her thighs are like hams...thankfully, I'm not a Jew

15. Three more drinks and I think I can do it in her pooper...plus, my dog died

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