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Sunday, March 5, 2006

Movie Reviews In The Form Of Haiku

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are some movie reviews utilizing this artform.


Titanic
This movie sucked hard
I would rather be watching
Canonball Run II



Saw
My favorite scene
Was the one where the dude screamed
This film kicks mad ass



Elektra
Electra sucked balls
It was two hours of my life
I'd like to have back



Layer Cake
Layer Cake was cool
New James Bond kicks the mad ass
Could've used Walken



Munich
I didn't see this
I'm not going to lie to you
Bring on Indy 4



The Matrix
This movie was cool
The sequels kind of sucked, though
Really sucked a lot



Back To The Future II & III
Why would you do this?
The first one kicked so much ass
Why fuck it all up?



The Pink Panther (remake)
Steve Fucking Martin?!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you do this?



Forrest Gump
sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked
sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked
sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked

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