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Monday, January 9, 2006

Little Known Quotes

Groucho Marx once said "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Oscar Wilde once noted that "Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known."

Those are widely known quotes. Throughout history the authors of various compendiums of quotes have left out quite a few lesser known quotes.

We here at Big Damn Funny thought we should share some little known quotes throughout history.

Incidentally, everything that follows is complete bullshit.

"This looks like a shortcut."
- George Donner (July 1846)

"Cherry? Fuck. I was hoping for grape."
- Jim Jones (November 1978)

"Johnny and Jodie sitting in a tree...."
- John Hinkley, Jr. (March 1981)

"You didn't cum? Well, sucks to be you. I'm going to sleep."
- John Wayne Bobbit [spoken to his wife] (June 1993)

"Fuckers want more milk, do they? I'll give them something..."
- Mrs. O'Leary's Cow (October 1871)

"Fuck it. We're on a roll. Let's take Russia, too."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (June 1812)

"You like pizza, too? Damn. We have a lot in common. We should hang out."
- Nathan Leopold, Jr. [spoken to Richard Loeb] (May 1924)

"Seriously. The mother ship is hiding in the tail of the Hale-Boppe comet. Like I would make this shit up?"
- Marshall Applewhite (March 1997)

"I'm tired of rockin' hard. Let's just do power ballads from now on."
- Steven Tyler [spoken to the other members of Aerosmith] (1993)

"Damn. You are really good at beer-pong. OK. I lose. So...what now? I gotta be in that arm wrestling movie of yours?"
- Sylvester Stallone (1987)

"Come on. It's just a blow job. Who's gonna know?"
- Bill Clinton (1998)

"Look. Just put some tape on the door latch. Nobody is gonna notice. We'll be in and out in no time."
- James W. McCord, Jr. (June 1972)

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