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Thursday, January 5, 2006

5 Threats In The Form of Haiku

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 violent threats in the form of Haiku.


Your Kung Fu is good
But it is no match for mine
I will kick your ass



You should be afraid
For I have kicked much ass, friend
And yours will be next



You have a bruise on you
It's not there just yet...but soon
When I hit your face



You think you are tough
But I laugh at you, pussy
I could beat your ass



Once I hit a man
So hard he forgot his name
I call him "that guy".

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