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Sunday, January 8, 2006

5 Haikus About Burt Reynolds

We are all familiar with the literary form Haiku. Seventeen syllables divided into three lines: 5,7,5. The following are 5 haikus about Burt Reynolds.

He posed for Cosmo
The man with the famous 'stache
We like Burt Reynolds

Burt has a nice 'stache
Canonball Run sucked my ass
Bandit was sweet, though

Burt fuckin' Reynolds
The fucker kicked so much ass
Pimping O.J.? Lame.

Burt kicks so much ass
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
Seriously, dude.

But it would have been better
If they had cast Burt

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