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Thursday, October 20, 2005

More Big Damn Poetry

For your cultural edification, we offer a few more tasteful pieces of poesy.


I don't like coffee
But I do enjoy Vodka
It makes me happy


There once was a girl from Dayton
Who left all her suitors a-waitin'
She bored all her mates
getting ready for dates
So they all just begun masturbatin'

My Friend Tom

I met a new friend one day.
We went to the gym to play.
He gazed at my rear,
and smiled at my gear.
And that's when I knew Tom was gay.

A Question

Popcicles are neat,
so are candy and gum.
I haven't any,
Do you swallow cum?

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