15 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Girlfriend

1. Oh...how cute...what am I supposed to do with that little thing?

2. Holy Shit! Your tits are bigger than mine.

3. OK...after that...I am definitely a lesbian.

4. My ex was better.

5. Ouch! Do you even know what you are doing?

6. The last guy was better.

7. Let's go to the mall!

8. Can we just snuggle?

9. You're done already?!

10. I don't swallow.

11. You liked my mother, right?

12. Can I see the remote?

13. Let's watch ice skating!

14. I'm sorry I messed up the sheets. I can get that menstruation out.

15. Let's watch Somewhere in Time!